Ze Frank Quotes

I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me.

Dogs own space and cats own time.

I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.

I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.

My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play with and ride. I tried to ride a poodle. And then he bit me.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

Dogs are nicer than people.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

I have pit bulls barking at me on half of the love songs.

I think one of the wonderful messages of A Dog's Purpose is how difficult it is for humans to master love without making it a muddy mess. God invented love and it is therefore perfect, and dogs are better at celebrating this perfection than we are. When in doubt as to how we should feel, we could do far worse than trying to live life like the dogs.

my 6 foot goddess makes me laugh the laughter of the mutilated who still need love... she has saved me from everything that is not here

I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.

Love is the wild card of existence.

This was love, I supposed, and eventually I would come to know it. Someday it would choose me and I would come to know its spell, for long stretches and short, two times, maybe three, and then quite probably it would choose me never again.

If there was any petting to be done...he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate affection, come and pull at my coat and sleeve until he could touch my face with his nose, and then go away contented.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

I'm always shocked by the people who I'm attracted to. It's always completely random. I generally like people who are a bit crazy but yeah, that's pretty much my only prerequisite.

I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh.

Let us be honest: most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked around the house with a saintly expression.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said. I couldn't keep a big goofy grin from my face. I loved you at 'I like seals,'" I admitted. He grinned back.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

Man himself cannot express love and humility by external signs, so plainly as does a dog, when with drooping ears, hanging lips, flexuous body, and wagging tail, he meets his beloved master.