Jennifer Love Hewitt Quotes

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

No favor can win gratitude from a cat.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

Cats are impossible to work with. They're just very difficult because you can't really train them. They're not really interested in whatever you want them to do. Dogs want to please you; cats only want to please themselves.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

Cats don't need you that much. They like to come and get stroked now and then, and they need you to feed them. But other than that, they're not very demanding, are they? I quite like that.

It is no compliment to be the stupidly idolised master of a dog whose instinct it is to idolise, but it is a very distinct tribute to be chosen as the friend and confidant of a philosophic cat who is wholly his own master and could easily choose another companion if he found such an one more agreeable and interesting.

here's certain things that are similar to cats and dogs. Dogs are just hyper social and they have a want to please you way more than a cat does.

A cat can never be well-trained because they're too independent.

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.

A well-trained cat doesn't exist because a cat remains a cat.

A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming.

I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

It is a difficult matter to gain the affection of a cat. He is a philosophical, methodical animal, tenacious of his own habits, fond of order and neatness, and disinclined to extravagant sentiment. He will be your friend, if he finds you worthy of friendship, but not your slave.

The cat is a wild animal that inhabits the homes of humans.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.