Bob Hope Quotes

When I'm not working, I like to play golf.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

One of my great loves is golf. When I am in L.A., I like to play with a few close friends: no phones, no distractions, the great outdoors and the chance to bet some money to keep it interesting.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.

We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.

Golf should be taken down and must not be played.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

[On golf:] One of the most distressing defects of civilization.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

[Golfers] are a special kind of moral realist who nips the normal romantic and idealistic yearnings in the bud by proving once or twice a week that life is unconquerable but endurable.

My parents both played golf and introduced me to golf when I was 5 years old. They took me to the driving range and I played around at the range and immediately developed an interest in it.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.

I play golf - badly.

When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

I started playing golf at about four years old.