Frank Caliendo Quotes

I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.

I have a good sense of humor. I'm not Martin Lawrence by any means. I'm a little too country to be Chris Rock. But I fancy myself as being somebody with a good sense of humor.

I wanted to work for CBS because I loved the way CBS broadcast the Masters and I loved the way CBS presented the NFL. I loved the voices I heard.

I have an incredibly dry sense of humor.

Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's forthright." Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the finger. Which made him laugh again, shake his head, and walk up the steps.

My TV stays locked at 'SportsCenter.' That and 'Pardon the Interruption.'

You definitely have to have a sense of humor. It's not always serious when it comes to basketball.

I think it's important to have a sense of humor. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.

Right before I left ESPN, someone suggested doing a NFL story in the spring. The person was laughed out of the room.

'Athletico Mince' started life as a football podcast but has dropped the football, unless the latest on the state of the 'hair island' atop Steve McLaren's head is your idea of football coverage.

J. makes me laugh. He's incredibly dry and has a pretty harsh sense of humor that I enjoy.

My teammates, they kid me all the time. My nickname is the doctor or the president in the locker room.

There'd be days I was in the locker room with my dad doing media, and there'd be other days that I'd be with my mom in the press box and just kind of looking at stuff from that point of view. I'd see guys writing stories after the game and stuff like that. So it was cool to me to see both sides.

I'm used to locker room banter, and I can have fun with that side of things.

I am usually a fun-loving person, and I say most of the things in a jest. Sometimes I get in trouble, but over a period of time, I think people now realise that most of the things I say are in jest.

Nobody's tuning in - let's check the TV Guide listings and see what game Joe Buck is calling. Nobody cares. They want to see the Cubs. They want to see the Packers. They want to see the Cowboys. They don't care who's calling the game.

Any band that doesn't have a sense of humor has a little bit of a problem.

I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.

I would love to make a sarcastic film; I am so sarcastic that even my kids are now getting used to my sarcasm. You see it a lot in British comedy because that's their sense of humour.

Oh, I still get a little anxiety when I'm doing NFL live for ESPN.

If somebody has no sense of humor, I think that's a great place to start for British comedy in terms of your character.

By the time I left ESPN in 2003, 'SportsCenter' had become a far different show than the one I initially joined in 1996.

I'm passionate about the game - just like the fans are, and I've coached in the league for a long time, so that's the perspective I will bring to ESPN.

Some people don't have a sense of humor.

Diego Costa is the one who plays around a lot, who jokes a lot in the dressing room. It's just his way, joking around with all of us, every hour of every day.