Jim Butcher Quotes

I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

I reckon I am a smart aleck, but it is just a way to pass the time.

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor?

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

I do sarcasm really poorly.

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

I'm not witty.

I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that's probably where it came from. I always try to see the funny in things.

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

Wit is educated insolence.

Both of my parents have great senses of humor.