Stephen Fry Quotes

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

As Realtors, you live and breathe the American dream.

I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.

A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted, a Realtor sells you what you don't need. A Real Estate man showed you what you could raise on the land, a Realtor tells you what you can build on it.

Human nature is rarely so amusing as when trying to get a house off its hands. Women at this task can be untruthful enough, but their untruth lacks the infusion of candor which a skillful male liar can introduce.

I started out, coming out of college, I had my Realtor's license, and I did real estate full time for a number of years.

Certainly the advent of technology and electronic commerce has had an immense impact on the real estate industry.

We're the real estate industry - not the manufacturers.

... that appalling woman.

The National Multifamily Housing Council, a trade association of apartment owners, managers, developers and lenders, has come to the defense of the interest deduction and other provisions favorable to the real estate industry, describing them as 'core principles' and promising a fight.

The average person that lives in Sydney, if they want to buy a house in Sydney, that shouldn't be out of reach for them.

I work in the commercial real estate sector.

I wouldn't piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.

His name was George F. Babbitt, and . . . he was nimble in the calling of selling houses for more than people could afford to pay.

The house in Chappaqua is up for sale, ... and you can get it for a bargain on Wednesday.

I've been in real estate for a long time and I always try to stay on the edge. I'm really excited about the partnership with Trulia because it's centered around technology and the various social engagements it lends itself to. This is real estate going forward with a mobile and social application. It fits my profile and perspective.

And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.

I was trying to find a new home in the world.

Everyone says buying your first apartment makes you feel like an adult. What no one mentions is that selling it turns you right back into a child.

As people seek to improve their living environment, there will be continuous demand for residential property. Investment in real estate market should have reasonable prospects in the long run.

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

When we build an attractive home, we raze land on which animals have already built their homes. They have nowhere to go.

I also love real estate and decorating.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

I live in a Spanish-style hillside home in Los Angeles, California. I paid $900,000 in 1995. It's perhaps worth about $3m now. Thankfully, I paid off my mortgage before the crash because I could see it coming. I worried that I would be caught having to pay off a very high mortgage for a house I couldn't sell.