Stephen Fry Quotes

Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

As Realtors, you live and breathe the American dream.

The house in Chappaqua is up for sale, ... and you can get it for a bargain on Wednesday.

I've been in real estate for a long time and I always try to stay on the edge. I'm really excited about the partnership with Trulia because it's centered around technology and the various social engagements it lends itself to. This is real estate going forward with a mobile and social application. It fits my profile and perspective.

I feel like everybody is against Floyd Mayweather. I don't get any respect.

I started out, coming out of college, I had my Realtor's license, and I did real estate full time for a number of years.

Certainly the advent of technology and electronic commerce has had an immense impact on the real estate industry.

The National Multifamily Housing Council, a trade association of apartment owners, managers, developers and lenders, has come to the defense of the interest deduction and other provisions favorable to the real estate industry, describing them as 'core principles' and promising a fight.

The average person that lives in Sydney, if they want to buy a house in Sydney, that shouldn't be out of reach for them.

I think that religious culture and the industry of religion pretty much deserves most of the heat that it gets.

Someone has to be the villain. I'm the most villainized player right now. People don't like me.

Nate Diaz sucks.

Trial and error does not work in real estate. It's way too expensive to learn from your own mistakes, you need to learn from others' mistakes.

I can comfortably say that I very much dislike a person like Jim Cornette, so the day that he disappears from this business permanently, I think, will be a happy day for professional wrestling.

Despite my work, I know some in politics will never support me. I see them distort my record.

I work in the commercial real estate sector.

When you're a sports figure and people dislike you, they're going to look for the negatives.

Most fans outside Denver don't like me, and for good reason. I give them every reason not to like me.

Not everybody likes Ed Reed.

Dana White's a scumbag. I don't take anything he says with any value.

His name was George F. Babbitt, and . . . he was nimble in the calling of selling houses for more than people could afford to pay.

I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.

A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted, a Realtor sells you what you don't need. A Real Estate man showed you what you could raise on the land, a Realtor tells you what you can build on it.

And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.

Selling real estate isn't like selling stock.