Will Rogers Quotes

Selling real estate isn't like selling stock.

I got into real estate very much by accident.

I'm a real estate guy.

I do real estate.

His name was George F. Babbitt, and . . . he was nimble in the calling of selling houses for more than people could afford to pay.

First and foremost, I'm a real estate person. And that's what I love the most.

I was into real estate. I was always an entrepreneur.

I've always wanted to be the biggest real estate man to come down the pike.

I always say I'm an artist with the soul of a realtor.

When I was 23, I was quite possibly the worst real estate agent in New York. I was working for my mother's agency in Chappaqua, and no one was buying houses. In eight months, I made zero sales. I rented one apartment.

I work in the commercial real estate sector.

I never thought I'd be doing TV shows about real estate.

Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted, a Realtor sells you what you don't need. A Real Estate man showed you what you could raise on the land, a Realtor tells you what you can build on it.

Real estate is at the core of almost every business, and it's certainly at the core of most people's wealth. In order to build your wealth and improve your business smarts, you need to know about real estate.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my front yard. They will sell you anything or anybody's in the world as long as they can get a first payment... It used to be only Iowa that was out here but now they have three or four adjoining states interested and they are here, too. Real estate agents - you never saw as many in your life; they are as thick as bootleggers.

As Realtors, you live and breathe the American dream.

To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned.

We're the real estate industry - not the manufacturers.

I had probably seven agents by the time I became a legitimate real estate broker.

She said 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well fine. You want to be my agent and not make anything.' I thought, 'Boy, is she dumb.'

You don't have to be too bright to get into real estate.

I want to open a restaurant, and I want to start selling properties. I want to own some stock.