Andy Rooney Quotes

I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream.

If I never saw another airport again, I'd be happy!

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines.

I hate everything about airports from getting there to taking off.

I think arriving at or departing from any airport in America is just horrendous these days.

I'm not sure if I could bear to go on an aeroplane again. It's not my concern for the welfare of the planet. It's not even the long check-in times and queuing. No, it's the humiliation of the security process that has finally done it for me.

I've never missed a flight. And I don't see any reason in cutting it close because airports are pleasurable for me: You can go to the restaurant, get a massage, browse books, sit at a bar, check emails.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

When the plane is delayed, it's not the fault of the girl at the desk. I'm resigned to the fact that everything is out of my control and that air travel nowadays is barbaric.

I don't miss going to airports and hanging out in hotel rooms.

I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.

I grew up in airports and on air bases. I know what flying and airports can be. And most airports make me feel like we're about three per cent better than ants. Especially U.S. airports. They're zoos. All civility is gone.

There's parts of touring I like. I like the actual performance part, but the bit when you're in the airport waiting at the carousel for your bags to come around, I don't like that a bit.

Spending time in airports and planes is probably my least favourite part of being a tennis player.

I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.

Oh my God, Kennedy Airport - what a mess - all over you with those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?' Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80's.

I'm not the biggest fan of airports. I try to arrive a few minutes before check-in closes.

Flying as Bob, there was always stress involved.

As we deliver airplanes and we enable global travel and global cargo delivery, it provides overall economic growth around the world as well.

I have a lot of downtime in airports and on flights.

There was a little nook on Air Force Two that contained the vice presidential seal, and I would sort of wedge myself in there and grade papers on the floor.

I get most of my reading done whenever I'm in the airport waiting on a flight, have some time to kill, and I have a book with me.

As players, we are traveling all around the world and in a lot of airports.

I'm a keen traveller, and I'm a nerd with planes and airports.