Andrew Dice Clay Quotes

Women today are the biggest pigs today in history. They are just the dirtiest, nastiest slobs. I don't know how old your chick is, but the truth of the matter is they've become the aggressors. You know? They're upset if you're not balls deep in them by half way through the first date! They think you don't like them.

A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting.

I think that women should be decorative.

Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing that men never think is, "Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read."

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

The thing is some girls think they can actually change guys

There's a lot that needs to be fixed in dating for men and women in the U.S. - there's a lot of pressure on women to do things they may not want to do. And if you start out unequal, you are not going to end up with equality.

I think there is a major difference between actors and actresses. All of the men I've worked with have been really difficult, whereas the women have always been extremely cooperative. I began thinking about that, and I think it comes down to a question of comfort with vanity.

All of them are men, not a girl amongst them unless you count Tommy Falk because his lips are so pretty.

I also have to be careful of what it says about women. I get a lot of scripts that only talk about women's appearances and what they look like. I think we're tired of having to meet this standard and not being asked what our talents or abilities are.

In their hearts women think that it is men's business to earn money and theirs to spend it.

In terms of relationships, women often completely over-estimate the confidence of men, and forget about needing to feel validated.

Women are called womanly only when they regard themselves as existing solely for the use of men.

Every time a journalist will say: "Can women be funny? Can women be pilots? Can women be scientists?" It's less of a question and more of a statement after a while that makes you believe that maybe we can't. I think that's dangerous. I was really happy that I didn't have those barriers, but now I recognize the barriers of many other people.

A man's presence suggests what he is capable of doing to you or for you. By contrast, a woman's presence... defines what can and cannot be done to her.

I don't think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.

Maleness in America is not absolutely defined; it has to be kept and re-earned every day, and one essential element in the definition is beating women in every game that both sexes play.

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.

Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question?

I don’t think there’s any such thing as male objectification…I think that word exists only with women because there are societal pressures for them to behave a certain way and to look a certain way. Someone put it to me once: Women are sex objects and men are success objects. That was really interesting to me.

Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently.

The douchiest thing a guy could do on a date is to make a girl pay. If you invite her out and then make her pay.

I think that we need to look at ourselves and look at the way women perpetuate misogyny. Because at a certain point you can't blame other people for things in your life. I've felt that most of the misogyny I've witnessed in my life - a lot of it, yes, it comes from men, but most of it professionally has come from other women.

We all know that it is women who take the decisions, but we have to let men think that the decisions are theirs. It is an act of kindness on the part of women.