Date Expectations Quotes

Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?

Women today are the biggest pigs today in history. They are just the dirtiest, nastiest slobs. I don't know how old your chick is, but the truth of the matter is they've become the aggressors. You know? They're upset if you're not balls deep in them by half way through the first date! They think you don't like them.

When you're normally networking, it's with men. And they claim they want to help you and work with you, but when it comes down to it, they want to go on dates.

I like a girl with a good personality that I can have fun with. If I am taking you out on a date, let's eat burgers and cheese fries.

In a lot of movies, you'll see people on crazy dates, and you're like, 'No one would ever do that!'

I think a first date is kind of like an interview. If I feel like we have chemistry, I will divulge more of myself to them.

Grownups, as a rule, should always be ready to pay for their own meals - or else ready to graciously accept their date's insistence on paying. The point is, one doesn't sit there batting one's eyelashes, fully expecting someone else to claim the bill.