Denis Leary Quotes

There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

I didn't even know I was considered plus-size until I was on the red carpet here in L.A. one day and a lady said, 'How do you feel about being a plus-sized girl in Hollywood?' I was like, 'What's she talking about?'

I've always worked out. I've always gone to the gym. But it was always a chore, and it was always, like, 'Man, I've gotta go do this because if I don't I'll get all dumpy and out of shape and then no one will hire me for good roles.'

I'm showbiz-fat. It's so funny, in all the reviews that I read, no one wants to use the word 'fat' as an adjective. So I have to deal with 'dimpled-kneed,' 'hefty,' 'plus-sized,' the most obscure words you can imagine.

Growing up, you see movies, and the big person is always the butt of a joke or the funny best friend, or they lose weight, and that's when they become redeemable.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.

I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I can.

I read a comment [about me] on YouTube that I thought would upset me — ‘Test pilot for pies’ — but I’ve always been a size 14-16 and been fine with it. I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn’t.

When I first got an agent, they gave me some advice--lose weight.

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."