Erma Bombeck Quotes
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Citations
Bombeck, Erma. If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?. McGraw-Hill, 1978.
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Erma Louise Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her syndicated newspaper humor column describing suburban home life from 1965 to 1996. She also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.