Frankie Boyle Quotes

I have always liked the Kennedys as politicians. They had such great hair.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

Once a decade, once every eight years, Donald Trump finds some pretext to say I suck and that I'm bad.

George Bush doesn't represent any civilization!

I think George W. Bush has a warm, engaging personality. But, you know, the presidency is more than just a popularity contest.

Governor Blanco is like Packman without the looks.

If you wish my opinion of Theodore Roosevelt, it is that he might make a passable king, a very fair newspaper man, an admirable circus impresario; but as President he is as monstrous as would be Mrs. Mary Baker Eddy in a Salome dance.

We can all admit that [Charles] De Gaulle is one of the biggest sons of bitches who ever straddled a pot.

Politics. Where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be a candidate themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

After all, Franklin [Delano Roosevelt] isn't very bright.

I didn't think [Canadian Prime Minister John] Diefenbaker was a son of a bitch. I thought he was a prick.

This man Bush is just about as mean as he can be.

I wouldn't call the Prime Minister gutless. That's all that's left of him.

Thank you, Mr. President, for hosting us and giving me the chance to be with so many people I haven’t voted for.

A woman said to me, 'You're better than your successor.' She then said she's lived under 10 prime ministers, and each was worse than the last. That put me in my place.

Political leaders are not and cannot reasonably be expected to be indifferent to the cruelest calumnies aimed at their character.

John Kerry was always in front of the camera but not out doing the hard work.

Am I the only person covering politics who ever noticed that Newt Gingrich is actually a nincompoop?

For years, I have been trying to persuade people that George W. Bush, although no Einstein, is not stupid.

When I came into politics, I remember reading these scorecards of my performance, and I would routinely have these comments about not being assertive enough.

Jeremy Corbyn confuses the public because he looks like a librarian and enjoys baking bread.

I don't really regard myself as a political figure.

I'll tell you who he's going to be president of. You can tell Donald: the Queens County Bullies Association. You've got to cut it out now and stop with all this crazy rhetoric.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.