Paul Gascoigne Quotes

I knew at quite a young age that I had an issue with drinking.

When I was 20, I was drinking. When I was 30, I was drinking more, and at 40, way too much.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

In my family, they were all big boozers.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

I made some mistakes. I occasionally drank too much, and I did that night.

We knew the old liar drank a lot, but now we know just how much: 'He begins the morning with a sherry, then has a bottle of Burgundy with lunch. He often has a glass of port after lunch, but always one after dinner. There is whiskey in the afternoon and Champagne with dinner. Then some more port, and a glass of Cognac. As the night goes on, a whiskey and soda...'

I think I was an alcoholic. There are all these grey areas about what makes you an alcoholic - you can't cope without it, you stop caring about jobs and relationships, or you just binge.

The English are very indulgent to episodes of alcoholic insanity.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

Faculty met, and after the usual business, some conversation was had about certain students being addicted to drinking, and it was reported that a citizen of the village had informed a member of the Faculty that there was a good deal of drinking this term among the students.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

I'm a special drunkard... I drink too much.

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.