Josh Widdicombe Quotes

I'll make a horrible housewife. It's not like I'm disgusting, but I'm pretty bad about having a drink or eating something and then leaving the plate and rushing to go.

At the end of a dinner at my house, my kitchen sink is filled with dishes and there's nothing pretty about the garbage.

But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.

The trouble with having a place for everything is how often it gets filled up with everything else.

If you have debt I'm willing to bet that general clutter is a problem for you too.

My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

I don't like when people put their dishes in the dishwasher without scrubbing them properly because it comes out with those little white dots and then you can't get those out. And you have to rewash them.

We never left a set until we'd trashed it.

Because of the accumulation of objects, things are never quite the way I want them to be. There has always been a lack of, well, clarity.

My life at the moment is a bit like my wardrobe. Organized chaos.

You know you're a fool when what you're doing makes even the post office seem efficient.

I'm too disorganized.

This is chaos—organized chaos at best.

This place is a mess!

My closet is like Bart Simpson's.

I'm a mess. My house is full of records, and my computer... I can't find the things that I want. But it usually seems to work out.

Imagine two years worth of stuff that you've been holding on to and everything just keeps piling up to the point where the pot just overflows. You know what happens when a pot overflows? It hits the side of the pan and it hits the fire and the fire just explodes.

I have a neat and tidy bed when I reach home but a cluttered one by the time I leave.

I hate a mess.

I love cooking except for an annoying step - cleaning up.

My husband is a brilliant cook - enthusiastic and good - but he has not mastered the clearing up as you go along.

I don't like to see mess.

I got shoes literally all over my house.

I'm afraid sometimes I cram too much into my schedule. And I'm not very domesticated. I'm absolutely hopeless in the kitchen.

Wherever I go, stuff accumulates.