Jon Cryer Quotes

I rode a bike around town when I was a kid, with my friends, but I never got into cycling as a sport or activity. But, it is really pleasant. It's really nice to hit the mountains with all the trees and everything. I get it.

I've just been reading about cycling. Yeah, I'm not that great at it but I like the challenge of it.

Thanks to the Tour de France, riding the Champs-Elysees has a great cycling history.

My chosen exercise is cycling. I just love it.

I have contacts with the Tour de France which keep me close to cycling.

My dad was very into cycling and had lots of magazines around the house. So I knew about the best cyclists of that era: Arnaud Tournant, Laurent Gane. I watched a lot of the Tour de France and the Tour of Spain with him.

I'd love to be able to dominate cycling in general, not just one event.

I realised my whole focus each year is about the Tour de France.

I love cycling, I do it all the time.

Sirius looked slightly disconcerted for a moment, then said, "I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something... Of course, he might have crawled into the airing cupboard and died... But I mustn't get my hopes up.

An optimist in Canada is someone who think things could be worse

Really, I scolded myself, you should have known that you'd end up in a stone dungeon with no facilities. That's how these things always end up, isn't it?

I don't whistle at you down the street. I would if I could, but I can't whistle you see.

We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.

I'm not bitter. Why should I be bitter? I'm thrilled to death with life.

Are you accusing me of reading? ~ Ridley

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

That's your response to everything: drink?" "No, that's my response to nothing.

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

What gets me is, I waited in line for an hour to do this. I could have experienced essentially the same level of enjoyment merely by sticking my finger down my throat.

Cycling is not rocket science.

You switched the days," I said, dismayed. "You blew the tire. You..." I trailed off, probably because the next words out of my mouth were either going to be "You are enough to do this?" or "You're destined for a life of crime." It was a toss-up either way.

Oh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.

What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.