Bill Maher Quotes

The truth often does sound unconvincing.

The story she had told me was possible, but it was not believable.

A friend once said, and I found to be true,That everyday people, they lie to God too,So what makes you think, that they won't lie to you.

My friend, the truth is always implausible, did you know that? To make the truth more plausible, it's absolutely necessary to mix a bit of falsehood with it. People have always done so.

Our own distrust gives a fair pretence for the knavery of other people.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

I think Abraham Lincoln said believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see.

There is no killing the suspicion that deceit has once begotten.

There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah right, and I'm Zeus." - Percy, after Quintus says that he is Daedalus

I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too.

To see every day how people get the name 'genius' just as the wood-lice in the cellar the name 'millipede'-not because they have that many feet, but because most people don't want to count to 14-this has had the result that I don't believe anyone any more without checking.

We accept too damned many things on the explanations of people who could have good reasons for lying.

A new study found that most people can't go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.

You have to take everything I say with a grain of salt.

When someone gives me three reasons instead of one, I'm inclined not to believe any of them.

Since the Drive-Bys are involved, I'm sorry, folks, I just never, ever do I accept anything, I don't care what. If it's football, if it's the space program, if it's anything, I automatically do not believe it.

Is that the truth, Jimmy?" I ask without looking at him. "It's the truth and it come to ya!" I smile.

Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.

The imprimatur of truthfulness does not guarantee truthfulness. People should know better. But they don't.

I don't want them to believe me, I just want them to think.

Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.' Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.

It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.

What would you think if I told you that I wasn’t an Allomancer?” Sazed asked. “I’d think that you were lying,” Vin said. “Have you known me to lie before?” “The best liars are those who tell the truth most of the time.

If you can't prove it's not true then a certain number of people will glom on and say it is true.