Mark Twain Quotes

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.

You can fool people some of the time, but you can't fool them all of the time.

If a woman is dishonest, that kills it for me. I can't even talk to her anymore.

Oh, I can spot a phoney a mile away.

We don't believe a liar even when he tells the truth.

He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!

I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too.

A new study found that most people can't go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.

Sometimes,” Sam says, “I can’t tell when you’re lying.” “I never lie,” I lie.

A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth.

Always tell the truth, and people will never believe you.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Ah! yes, I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.

You can't trust very many people.

I don't debate with liars.

I'm a really rotten liar. Generally, if I've tried to pull off a lie, it hasn't worked out to my advantage.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

There is no point in asking a man a question until you have established whether he has any reason to lie to you.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

The thing that I've learned, not just from writing comics but also from writing television programs like 'Law & Order,' is that you can fool some of the people some of the time - but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer.

The truthful man is usually a liar.

He who is dishonest with respect to speech, is dishonest in everything.

Oaths are crutches, upon which lies go.