Rush Limbaugh Quotes

To see every day how people get the name 'genius' just as the wood-lice in the cellar the name 'millipede'-not because they have that many feet, but because most people don't want to count to 14-this has had the result that I don't believe anyone any more without checking.

I think Abraham Lincoln said believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see.

Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.

People never believe you.

The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.

I want America to know that you can't believe everything you hear, and nowadays, you can't believe everything you see.

There is nothing that you could say to me now that I could ever believe.

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.

Someone once told me to believe 5 percent of what everybody tells you.

Proof tells us where to concentrate our doubts.

There can be no doubt that distrust of words is less harmful than unwarranted trust in them

Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth.

As someone who specializes in deception, I'll tell you this much: When someone insistently implores, 'Believe me,' don't. Pleading 'believe me' or 'trust me' - insisting to people that you are telling the truth - is a tell-tale sign that you probably aren't.

I don't believe everything I read.

Like the saying goes, don't believe everything you read.

The first lesson about trusting your senses is: don't. Just because you believe something to be true, just because you know it's true, that doesn't mean it is true.

We don't believe a liar even when he tells the truth.

Don't believe me, don't believe yourself, and don't believe anyone else.

The greatest of all infidelities is the fear that the truth will be bad.

We didn't exactly believe your story.' Then --?' 'We believed your two hundred dollars.' 'You mean --' She seemed not to know what he meant. 'I mean that you paid us more than if you'd been telling the truth,' he explained blandly, 'and enough more to make it all right.

Nothing ever guarantees you anything-that's my rule. My other rule is never believe anything that anyone tells you, and then you'll never be fooled. It's not as cynical as it sounds; it's just that people always say something for a reason-maybe a nice reason, maybe a devious reason-so on that level, you can't take things at face value.

Cops never took anything on faith, and disbelieved every story that was told them on principle until and unless they could confirm that the story was fact in all its essentials, and even then remained wary and unconvinced. Cop shops bred skeptics. Skeptics cherished few illusions about human nature, and therefore were seldom disappointed.

A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.