Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Every time we seem to have a scandal in Washington, the discussion of Kay Summersby [his English female driver] and Dwight Eisenhower always comes up.

Did you have an extramarital affair with Monica Lewinsky?

Yes, Bill Clinton is a big flirt.

Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant presence at her husband's side - and a constant reminder of his acknowledged infidelity. Newt cheated on his second wife with Callista, a woman 23 years his junior.

Clinton's pardoning of Marc Rich was off-the-wall.

Hillary Clinton embodies the corruption of Washington.

Any man familiar with public life realizes the foul gossip which ripples just under the surface about almost every public man, and especially about every President

Bill Clinton is the most corrupt, the most amoral, the most despicable person I've ever seen in the presidency.

Bill Clinton smoked Marijuana but he didn't inhale, he spent time with a woman but he didn't sleep with her, he received a draft notice but didn't read it. Why give him the White House; he won't use it.

The Clintons are walking around on poo. But it’s very clean poo.

I've... been accused of being involved with every man I'm ever seen with or worked with. Maybe I have, maybe I ain't. I never tell if I have.

I think that at his core, Benjamin Netanyahu is not corrupt.

The gutter is Bertie Ahern's natural habitat.

Donald Trump talks about everyone behind their backs.

Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgment.

The only politician in America I know with a man-date is Jim McGreevey.

Hillary Clinton ought to be ashamed of herself.

Hillary Clinton is the most corrupt politician ever to seek the office of the presidency.

Hillary Clinton is so dishonest she doesn't want people peppering her with questions.

What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk.

The guy [Bill Clinton] was a known, let's say, "raconteur."

When the wind is right, a faint odor of kerosene is exhaled from Senator McCarthy.

It's the same thing he said a few months ago when he refrained from bringing up Bill's [Clinton] affairs and all the women. Even though Hillary [Clinton] was blasting him for being a sexist and so forth, [Donald] Trump refrained from bringing up Bill.

Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27-year-old woman came for to deny rumors that she had an affair with Democratic front-runner John Kerry. The woman added, 'I would never cheat on Bill Clinton.'