Bill Maher Quotes

Any man familiar with public life realizes the foul gossip which ripples just under the surface about almost every public man, and especially about every President

My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social life.

Some of the things people have said about me, well, they're unbelievable.

I'm aware that, whatever the circumstances, there will always be speculation about me.

Throughout my political life, I've not been a stranger to controversy.

We didn't call Mr. Clinton a philandering, pot smoking draft-dodger.

For a while, my private life was the most talked about thing.

A lot of things have been said about me. People are going to talk, and that's a good thing; I want people to talk.

Word can spread quickly around the international circuit if a player is perceived to have a fault, particularly if it is against short bowling.

Everybody gets talked about. Jesus Christ got talked about. It's just what happens. It's just part of it. And if people aren't talking, it's like, who are you? So I really let the people talk.

Donald Trump talks about everyone behind their backs.

Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgment.

An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'

[Donald] Trump has many and one of the most obvious is right here in Washington.

If you look at [Donald] Trump's attacks on Jeb Bush, they've been pretty devastating.

Hillary Clinton is so dishonest she doesn't want people peppering her with questions.

I have never said a negative thing about anybody, even when the whole world was saying I was gay because Renée Zellweger cited fraud.

When it comes on politics, one of the reasons I never ever run, I could never say those kinds of things about someone else, and I would never want to be the target of something like that. I don't think it's necessary.

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

In dealing with Mr. Nixon, it is not easy to be unfair. He invites and justifies all available criticism.

People want the truth but they only want the truth so they can talk bad about you on the blog or on television. They want you to tell them the truth and it screws everybody.

People only talk about me and sweaters because I don't give them anything else to talk about.

Queen Elizabeth, she's the ultimate hypocrite!

Then you got Newt Gingrich up here who - didn't he leave his wife while she was dying to marry the next wife? Give me a break, Newt.

The far Right now finding a new way to attack Hillary Clinton. Questioning whether she's too old to get elected.Rush Limbaugh goes after Hillary Clinton asking if this country will 'actually want to watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis.'