Doug Stanhope Quotes

Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

I've always found that beauty and confidence are synonymous. If you feel confident, that's what people see.

I'm surrounded by young and beautiful people. I hate looking at ugliness.

Some people say that beauty is a curse. It may be true, but I'm sure I should not have at all minded being cursed a little.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

People don't have to be beautiful any more. We don't have any Audrey Hepburns, Rita Hayworths or Ava Gardeners. When you look at Al Pacino and the greatest actors in Hollywood they're all common-looking.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

People found me ugly and weird looking. All those years of that whole insecurity thing just makes you feel horrible then really slowly you start to think if they can make me look nice in the picture then it's not that bad.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I am often thanked by people for inventing the term traditionally built. The people who give me thanks for this are often traditionally built themselves.

A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful.

She studied him for a few more seconds. “You look too pretty to be useful.” I gasped in spite of myself. Adrian chuckled and shook her hand. “Truer words were never spoken,” he said.

Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.

It's nice to be one of the most beautiful people.

Inner beauty is for amateurs.

I notice people that look good.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

A woman may be as wicked as she likes, but if she isn't pretty it won't do her much good.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Ugly people kill people all the time. But when pretty people did, it got attention.

One of the great injustices in fiction is that on the whole people with romantic yearnings have romantic faces. But in real life it's not always like that.

Personal beauty requires that one should be tall; little people may have charm and elegance, but beauty-no.

Some people are born ugly. It's not their fault, and I for one have never held it against a man that he is ugly. but others and I count myself among them are born with handsome features. That's a gift that should not be lightly taken away.

It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for themselves or care about it in others. If the mind be but well cultivated, and the heart well disposed, no one ever cares for the exterior.