Joseph Gordon-Levitt Quotes

To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

I think women are very attractive.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

I do think women are unfairly judged by their physical appearance, but I don’t think it had anything to do with being mixed-race. In my opinion, mixed-race people are the most beautiful.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

I don't think being beautiful takes away from your credibility.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

When people see me, I might come across as just eye candy.

If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.

That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can.

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.

Nature has hardly formed a woman ugly enough to be insensible to flattery upon her person.

I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

Laissons les jolies femmes aux hommes sans imagination. Leave the pretty women for the men without imagination.

Women who are either indisputably beautiful, or indisputably ugly, are best flattered upon the score of their understandings.

A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

It's hard when you look a certain way. I look All-American, sweet, girl-next-door, so naturally those are the parts that are going to land on my doorstep.

Being sexy is kind of funny to me.

Women have, in general, but ne object, which is their beauty; upon which, scarce any flattery is too gross for them to swallow.

Being eye candy always was a short-term career, and here's the reason. The world finds young women more attractive than old women because youthfulness signals fertility.

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.