Emma Stone Quotes

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

I'd like to get to the point where I can be just as mediocre as a man.

I want to support young girls who are in their 20s now and tell them: You're not just imagining things. It's tough. Everything that a guy says once, you have to say five times.

Let's face it, most pretty girls aren't funny.

I'd say I am partial to women.

Who laughs less than feminists?

What is frustrating is being told that no matter how hard I've worked, it counts less than my appearance. Although if you're not considered conventionally attractive, that also becomes an issue: you know, you're a feminist because you couldn't get a man.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

I am absolutely not a feminist, I am against stupidity, and if it comes from males or females, it doesn't change anything. If it means that women and men, they are equal, then OK, certainly I am a feminist.

If I want to dislike women, I should be allowed to. As it happens, I love them. Women to me are privately worshipped and publicly disdained.

I think where men are credited for being strong, women are divas. I just think it's such a cop out.

When I hear the words 'Women should be barefoot and pregnant and in the kitchen,' I think, 'What. A. Dream.' There are no negative connotations to it.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

Too often, women are portrayed in two ways: as prizes to be won by men or as damsels in distress.

If you're female, and you want to express your femininity, you're actually demonized in the 'Free To Be... You And Me' generation.

Much-derided chick lit, chick flicks, and chick magazines have left ambitious women in a bind. Why is it that I, a young woman, can read 'GQ,' enjoy 'Fight Club,' and subscribe to 'Thrillist,' while the idea of a guy doing the same with 'Glamour,' '27 Dresses' and 'Daily Candy' is nearly unheard of?

I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.

'Sexy' doesn't have to come with the price tag of being dumb.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny.

I want men to stop calling me a queen and treating me like an imbecile.