Jimmy Fallon Quotes

I think that the day you've figured out the differences between women and men is the day that you're no longer attracted to women. It's the difference that is so fantastic and frustrating and angering, and really sexy.

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

I think women are very attractive.

men are not realists - only women are.

Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating.

Nobody is surprised that women writers accurately represent male characters over and over again, no doubt because everybody knows that women understand men much better than vice-versa.

I personally don't think ginger men have a habit of being attractive. We have to make ourselves seem attractive by doing stuff.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

Is it just me, or is the world full of beautiful women?

Yes, I love to play drums and bass and guitar and piano. Those are the main instruments I play. That is it.

I like women. I love women.

That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects.

I think women are concerned too much with their clothes. Men don't really care that much about women's clothes. If they like a girl, chances are they'll like her clothes.

I didn't have a father growing up, and I was raised with all women, and I didn't really understand men. I thought they were like women, right?

I played trombone for 10 minutes, and then I was in an accordion band in school for even less.

The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.

That women are mysterious and unknowable is something every young man grows up believing. Men, on the other hand, never think of themselves as mysterious or confusing, and we are often at a loss as to why women want to figure us out.

Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere.

What you're getting excited about is not A face, but a feminine face.

I've played the guitar since I was 12, I've played the piano since I was 15.

It's such a lie that women go for funny men.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase.