Anita Loos Quotes

It's such a lie that women go for funny men.

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

I feel like everyone has a preference. You have women who don't like shorter guys. You have women who like taller guys. You have women who like heavier men. You have women who like smaller men. It's the same thing with men. You have men who prefer lighter women and men who prefer darker women.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

Why can't ladies like nice guys?

I don't think there are beautiful women out there trying to lure men into any kind of conspiracy. I think people are out there just trying to meet someone new and interesting and live in the real world.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. It's the same way with women... or at least the ones I want to be with.

Women should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

I didn't fall in love with boys - but a few men have been in love with me.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone.

There are two kind of men,' said Ka, in a didatic voice. 'The first kind does not fall in love until he's seen how the girls eats a sandwich, how she combs her hair, what sort of nonsense she cares about, why she's angry at her father, and what sort of stories people tell about her. The second type of man -- and I am in this category -- can fall in love with a woman only if he knows next to nothing about her.

Women tend to collaborate, in my experience, more easily than gentlemen do.

Why does the past look so enticing to us? For the same reason why from a distance a meadow with flowers looks like a flower bed.

Blondes also prefer gentlemen.

If men could see us as we really are, they would be a little amazed.

Did last night really happen?" One side of his lips tipped up, and my chest swelled. I'd missed that smile. "Depends on what you think happend." "I took my shirt off for you?" His eyes deepened. "Yes. Lovely moment.

In the Year 2000 men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs... is to make out.

Excuse me you're a hell of a guy You know I really got a thing for American guys

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.