Anita Loos Quotes

A political woman loses her beauty within a year.

I don't understand women who try to be glamour queens.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Every man prefers to look at a well-shaped woman instead of a rubber ball.

There's so much judgment geared toward young girls. People just expect so much from girls. Even physically and aesthetically, people expect us to always look right, to have a certain etiquette - to talk a certain way and act a certain way - and to know certain things. It's all different expectations, but there are always expectations.

When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin' pulled on. Maybe she's the smartest genius on the planet, but she's rackin' double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol' ass and no one's ever gonna see her like that because that's the way the world is today.

Being eye candy always was a short-term career, and here's the reason. The world finds young women more attractive than old women because youthfulness signals fertility.

I think that there's a tendency for actors who play strong women to have them take on all the worst characteristics of men, to become cold and detached and hardened.

Look at Michelle Pfeiffer: My God, she's 50 years old, but she is still so sexy. If I were into women, I would be totally into her.

I don't know, so much of women's femininity is tied up with their hair.

It's not fair the emphasis put on beauty, or on sexuality.

People make such a big deal about how people in bands look, especially if you're a girl.

Is it just me, or is the world full of beautiful women?

The Miss America Pageant reinforces a belief that women are merely how they look and how they please.

All women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols.

Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

I definitely love women. They are more attractive to the naked eye.

I live by a man's code, designed to fit a man's world, yet at the same time I never forget that a woman's first job is to choose the right shade of lipstick.

Women are the only 'oppressed' group that is able to buy most of the $10 billion worth of cosmetics each year; the only oppressed group that spends more on high fashion, brand-name clothing than its oppressors; the only oppressed group that watches more TV.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I just like beautiful women. They don't have to be a celebrity, though... I mean, if they're beautiful, they're beautiful.

I really like brunettes.

I think women are very attractive.

Women are blessed with lots and lots of extra ways to win or lose validation. If you're a woman, you'll be judged on your beauty and your wit and how often you smile. You'll be judged on how much hair you have in some places and not in others.