Virgins Quotes

I am a fruitarian and I will only eat leaves picked by virgins in the moonlight - Steve Jobs

I don’t know how many virgins they have up in Heaven to take care of all these suicide bombers

I’ve remained a virgin for you.

I was not only a terrorist, but I was terrorized by my beliefs since I had to gain enough merit and good deeds to go to heaven but never was sure if my good deeds would outweigh my bad deeds in the scale when I would be judged by God, it was taught to us that to die fighting the Jews would ease Allah's anger towards my sins and I would be secured a good spot in heaven with beautiful wide eyed women to fulfill my most intimate desires, so either way through actual attacks on Jews, or if I were to be killed in the attempt, I would win – terror was the only way.

I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality

I, love, I am the pure acetylene virgin attended by roses.

If I wasn't a footballer, I would be a virgin

It's because you're like that that you're still a virgin, you know.

Had I not become a footballer, I think I would have been... a virgin.

Let us learn from the Virgin Mary how to be bolder in obeying the word of God.

If I wasn't in the band I reckon I'd be a virgin.

Virginity is the poetry, not the reality, of life.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!

If someone lies down with the wife of another man, he will give a piece of multicolored fabric and a blanket as penalty. If it concerns a virgin, he will marry her.

Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren’t virgins, Min. That’s why there’s people to begin with.

I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!

In Iran they believe that girls who are virgins go to heaven. So when a young woman is in prison to be executed, they rape her before they kill her.

Virgin me no virgins! I must have you lose that name, or you lose me.

You can only be a virgin once. There can only be one first time.

All womanhood is hampered today because the world on which it is emerging is a world that tries to worship both virgins and mothers and in the end despises motherhood and despoils virgins.

I wish I were a virgin again. The only fun I ever had was holding out.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

Here's your hat, and by the way, I'm a virgin

The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.

I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.