Violent Fantasy Quotes

Bring back dueling, I say. Drive-by sword fight.

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, crawl - out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.

If I were a serial killer, I would not be the kind that stabs and then eats the victim. I would be the kind that hides in a tree and shoots at the aerobics class.

I like to have Ric Flair in the ring one more time in the MMA or the UFC. I'd like to beat the hell out of him.

I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.

I love shooting guns. I would never shoot an animal or hunt, but I probably would be a very good hit woman. It's hand-in-glove for me.