Augusten Burroughs Quotes
If I were a serial killer, I would not be the kind that stabs and then eats the victim. I would be the kind that hides in a tree and shoots at the aerobics class.
Citations
Burroughs, Augusten. Magical Thinking: True Stories. St. Martin's Press, 2004.
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