Augusten Burroughs Quotes


If I were a serial killer, I would not be the kind that stabs and then eats the victim. I would be the kind that hides in a tree and shoots at the aerobics class.


Citations

Burroughs, Augusten. Magical Thinking: True Stories. St. Martin's Press, 2004.

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Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs
  • Born: October 23, 1965
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Screenwriter

Augusten Xon Burroughs is an American writer known for his New York Times bestselling memoir Running with Scissors (2002).