Jen Lancaster Quotes
Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, crawl - out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.
Citations
Lancaster, Jen. Such a Pretty Fat. New American Library, 2008.
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Jennifer ("Jen") Lancaster is an American author whose titles have appeared on The New York Times Best Seller list.