Love means giving something you don't have to someone who doesn't want it.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Yeah, my dad bought me a guitar when I was like 10, and I didn't really want it then.
Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.
I know it is a somewhat delicate matter to refuse a gift, but in this case the statue is so atrocious that every endeavour should be made to keep it out of the church.
I hate homemade sweaters.
I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.
I got a .30-30 for Christmas in the seventh grade. It wasn't what I asked for, by the way.
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.
Beauty is an outward gift which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.
Why has God given me such magnificent talent? It is a curse as well as a great blessing.
The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.'
I once got a huge, expensive flower arrangement from a person I didn't like, who sent it out of pure guilt. It had a hideous bird-of-paradise in the middle, and I thought it would never fade and die. I hated it.
The worst present I got was when I was 10. I had specifically wished for a Barbie horse. My dad got me a cheap, poorly made version of it and I cried all evening.
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
