Clothing Dislike Quotes

I hate homemade sweaters.

I hate the polo collar.

I have never worn a sweater vest a day in my life. Nor will I ever wear a sweater vest.

I hate clothes. As soon as I get home every day, I take off as many clothes as possible.

If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.

Shopping is a lot of fun, but I hate trying on clothes because I think I've done too many costume fittings and trials. I hate trying on clothes. Shoes I love. I mean, I love shoes. Anywhere, any place, any time, you take me to a shoe store.

I'm very happy to say goodbye to the three-button suits. I hate three-button suits. Some people can pull them off, but they're legitimately really, really skinny. Unfortunately, the only people who actually wear them are, like, Mr. Monopoly, and people like that.

In the '90s, there was a big bell-bottom craze. Everyone was wearing grungy bell-bottoms. It was so repugnant to me.