Seriously, some Americans just shouldn't leave the country.
I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Traveling these days has a lot of problems and also it wears you out more.
I am cursed with the inability to sleep on planes - ever.
I have a very complicated relationship with my skin. It is sensitive, I think, to just changes in water, particularly because I travel so much.
The hardest part about traveling for work is that I'm a big guy, so traveling is sometimes uncomfortable for me.
I use debit cards for everyday purchases, as I don't believe in credit cards. But this has caused problems, especially with American touring, because I refuse to have a credit card - and in America you can't pay for anything on a debit card.
Because I travel so much, my biggest pet peeve is dealing with travelers - the travelers who can't figure things out. My pet peeve is people who just have no idea how to travel.
Any problems with your flight? (Acheron) I didn’t eat my pilot if that’s what you mean. And little Nicky here is still breathing and not bleeding. (Zarek)
As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it. You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a room or you'll be hauled off to the local jug, where at least you'll have a roof over your head.
I'm a bad traveller because I suffer from travel sickness.
It's not always plain sailing... especially when you're flying!
Flying commercial airlines has become an all-too-often unpleasant experience.
I like to tour, but I prefer to tour in the United States. If I go overseas, I tend to get into trouble.
I went to Spain with my brother when I was about 17. We stayed near Barcelona and it was terrible. There were floods and I ended up missing my flight home.
The jet lag really gets to me sometimes and I still haven't found a cure.
I'm still at the end of my rope because I find myself not handling things well when I travel.
Sometimes when I travel from climate to climate, my skin can change very drastically because I go from hot to cold. I get dry like everybody else - from planes.
My jet lag is getting a bit ridiculous. But, you know, it's first-world problems. It's a wonderful problem, 'Oh I have to travel around the world; how awful.'
Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
We're banned from a whole lot of hotels, and we're running out of hotels we can stay in.
