A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.
I have some sarcastic sides of me.
Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic?
Yellow looks good with a brown suit, but then, a brown suit never looks good.
Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.
Oh my gosh,Nick. You're not wearing a shirt! This must be one of those exciting days ending in Y.
I don't see how being married could be any worse than listening to you talk for twenty years, but that still ain't much of a recommendation for it.
He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!
I was never a fan of Chanel. I liked it on other people. Some other people. All the ladies who were too plump and busty looked like little sausages.
Great. I've made a friend.
Dead bodies are such trouble,” Evie said with a little sigh, and Mabel had to turn her head away so as not to laugh.
You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.
Where did you learn to ride anyway? Disasters-R-Us? (Tory)
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
