Partner Criticism Quotes

There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?

My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

I think I was a terrible husband, I think I'm a terrible boyfriend.

With my first two husbands, I always kinda sensed they thought there was something wrong with me. Maybe I was too flighty or whatever.

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

Problems in relationship occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the other person.

I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.

I'm not here to put down men, God love them and I'm married to one, but I do think they are more shallow.

Being married to those sleepy-souled women is just like playing at cards for nothing: no passion is excited and the time is filled up. I do not, however, envy a fellow one of those honeysuckle wives for my part, as they are but creepers at best and commonly destroy the tree they so tenderly cling about.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

A woman in love will do almost anything for a man, except give up the desire to improve him.

My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.

Women serve but to keep a man from better company.

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them.

When you work on your own life, you are less likely to hyper focus on the imperfections of your husband.

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

If your woman is asleep every time you get home, she's just really tired. Of you.