Misspelling Quotes

Dia is the way my name was originally spelt. When I was applying for my passport for the Femina Miss India Contest, someone spelt my name as Diya. Since it was on my passport, I couldn't do much about it.

I remember I autographed it to Mutt Lange, and I may only have put one t on Mutt. I mean, I'd never heard of such a name. I'm sure he must've thought that was quite funny. He must've known from that autograph, right off the bat, that I had no idea who he was.

Charlie Sheen gave me a signed headshot. I think it said, 'Keep it real.' But 'real' was spelled 'reel,' like a film reel.

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

It's a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.

Someone sent me a picture of my name that was tattooed on their a***! The first thing I said was, the least you could have done was spell it properly!

During my military service, I performed a sketch in which I played a flea called Max. So when critics kept misspelling my name, I decided to change it and thought, 'Ah! Max!'

I do get a little pissed at people who write me and want me to do things, and spell my name wrong.

My grandma spelled my name wrong until she died. Like literally, birthday cards, mail, everything.

They misspelled 'party.' How evil genius can they be?

My father's name is Dee, so when I was born they named me Katherine Dee and they took the K from Katherine and put it with his name, sort of to give me my dad's namesake. But it's hysterical how often it gets misspelled. I used to be like, 'No one capitalizes my D!'

Satriani's Law: There's at least a 30% chance that someone will print the name Satriani incorrectly

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

I like to take pictures of my Starbucks cups because, while I don't think my name is that difficult, apparently it is!

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

I knew Dionysus must've filled it out, because he stubbornly insisted on getting my name wrong: Dear _______Peter Johnson__________.