I don't know where my first gold medal is.
My first bat was a Duncan Fearnley 405, size two. I was aged about four. I loved that bat, such great memories. I gave it to a family member and never saw it again.
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky.
Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!
So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.
When I was a kid, I had a rag doll named Lucy, whom I took everywhere with me. I lost her when I was 12.
A lady getting a missing belt back from the cleaner couldn't have been more surprised and pleased.
I seem to have excalibured this knife.
My dear Madame, I just noticed that I forgot my cane at your house yesterday; please be good enough to give it to the bearer of this letter. P.S. Kindly pardon me for disturbing you; I just found my cane.
Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?
But I really wanted to find it for you. And when it looked in the end like it wasn't going to turn up, I just said to myself, one day I'll go to Norfolk and I'll find it there for her.' 'The lost corner of England,' I said.
You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
Prism! Where is that baby?
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I thought I'd lost a pair of earrings once. They were, like, $50,000. I was terrified.
Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
My mom passed down to me her old Levi's denim jacket. When I left it on a plane, I was devastated. I've never been able to find anything with quite the same cool, faded look.
I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.
I have a world championship medal from 2014, but I can't find it. So I'm missing one. I think it's at my sister's house. I have to find it.
I had an Indiana Jones fedora that I loved. I don't know what happened to it. I don't know where it went. Wish I had it back. Whoever's got it, you suck.
If I have misplaced a pass, I want to know why I've done that or whether I could have looked at a different pass.
I used to own a stuffed piranha, but I haven't seen it in years. I don't even know what happened to it. Maybe my wife didn't want it to make the move from the last house to this one.
Did I throw the most important thing perhaps, by accident, away?
