Tyler Perry Quotes

She couldn't take her eyes off the boxers. Mostly, she had a view of the back, but he turned halfway when he looked over. She commanded herself not to look at the front flap, which, of course, was exactly what she honed in on. He spit and put his mouth under the tap to get some water. All while just wearing underwear. All while she just stared at the crucial spot of the Action Pants.

Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.

Well, at least I had on underwear

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

I'm an addict for underwear.

Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe. You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you don't choose the right thing to wear underneath!

I'm most comfortable in my bare shorts without any underwear and a T-shirt if I'm home. I definitely like to sleep naked. I don't know how girls do it with thongs. Forget that!

Sexual underwear is tacky.

I love seeing lingerie on the runway, but I personally think it's best to save it for the bedroom!

I don’t know. D’you think? He’s pretty wide in the chest.” The girl looked at me, and I was frozen. So I said, “Yeah. I work out.” Violet asked me, “What are you? What’s your cup size?” I shrugged and played along. “Like, nine and a half?” I guessed. “That’s my shoe size.” Violet said, “I think he’d like something slinky, kind of silky.” I said, “As long as you can stop me from rubbing myself up against a wall the whole time.” “Okay,” said Violet, holding her hands up like she was annoyed. “Okay, the chemise last week was a mistake.

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

It's weird. I guess I got so used to [g-strings] when I was really young that I just couldn't stand it anymore.

Well, I'm an absolute fan of lacy lingerie. I want to make that perfectly clear.

You never have sex the way people do in the movies. You don't do it on the floor, you don't do it standing up, you don't always have all your clothes off, you don't happen to have on all the sexy lingerie. You know, if anybody ever ripped my clothes, I'd kill them.

I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do what we do; they save their best pairs for the nights when they are going to sleep with somebody. When you live with a woman, these faded, shrunken tatty scraps suddenly appear on radiators all over the house; your lascivious schoolboy dreams of adulthood as a time when you are surrounded by exotic lingerie for ever and ever amen...those dreams crumble to dust.

When it comes to lingerie, I know what I'm doing.

The female covers her breasts, and then proceeds to redefine their shape with a brassiere. This sexual signaling device may be padded or inflatable, so that it not only reinstates the concealed shape, but also enlarges it, imitating in this way the breast swelling that occurs during sexual arousal.

I swear, I wanna be your underwear.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

Al's voice was faint but resolute. "Stand up. Try to look sexy." "In a bedsheet?" I complained, running my hands down it. "How can I look sexy in a bedsheet?" He cleared his throat, and I grimaced. "Never mind.

I quite enjoy a high-waisted cotton panty.

I don't like those chiffon nighties ... they show your vest.