Jeff Kinney Quotes

I'm most comfortable in my bare shorts without any underwear and a T-shirt if I'm home. I definitely like to sleep naked. I don't know how girls do it with thongs. Forget that!

Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress.

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.

I don't like to take my clothes off.

I don't think any actors love taking their clothes off on film, unless you're an exhibitionist, which I'm certainly not.

I'd need a good reason to drop my pants

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.

Well, at least I had on underwear

I don't want to take off my shirt and roam topless all the time, just for the heck of it.

I loveeeeee a man in a nice pair of sweatpants or even a matching sweat outfit.

I'm not the sort of person who poses in their underwear.

I don't like talking about myself.

I'm pretty comfortable stripping down to my underwear, as long as there's respect around me.

I would never pose topless.

I have everything from leopard print slippers to leopard print sheets and pajamas.

T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.

I gave a relenting sigh. "Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's." Pj's that consisted of nothing but a tank top and boy shorts--an image I didn't want to sear into Scott's mind. Scott smiled. "I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to glance at the candy counter." Ugh. The dimple in his cheek deepened. And it was not in any way cute... pg 196

Does it bother you, me being half naked all the time?

Someone showed me a picture and I just laughed, dignity never been photographed.

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

I stay away from Speedos. That would cause me absolutely unnecessary publicity.

There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that.... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off.

Are you a prude?' He seemed genuinely curious. 'No!' But after a second, I said, 'But may be compared to you, yes! I like my privacy. I get to decide who sees me naked. Do you get my point?' 'Yes. Objectively speaking, you have beautiful points.' I thought the top of my head would pop off... (Sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead in the Family)

Attention embarrasses me. I don't like to be on display.

I am too old to know how to put a naked photograph of myself on the Internet.