I was four days old when I went to my first bluegrass festival.
I will say I am itching for some babyface-ness in my life.
Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless.
When I'm ready, I'll have a baby - and I will love that.
Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can have a baby in a month.
Birth was something that came quite unexpectedly, and afterwards there was one child more in the house.
Killing a defective infant is not morally equivalent to killing a person. Sometimes it is not wrong at all.
Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.
I looked on my stomach and saw Frieda Rebecca, white as flour with the cream that covers new babies, funny little dark squiggles of hair plastered over her head, with big, dark-blue eyes.
There's nothing lovelier than having a newborn and still plotting a dark conspiracy.
I've always wanted a baby.
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.
I came into this world the way every person on the planet does - with clenched fists.
Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee.
The infant is ten and he stays.
Baby, high school's over. High school's never over.
We all are originally sinners as Adam and in Adam, his leprosy cleaving faster to us than Naaman's did to Gahazai, so that even the infant, before it has seen the light of the world, has this blemish inherent in its unborn members.
Each time a new baby is born there is a possibility of reprieve. Each child is a new being, a potential prophet, a new spiritual prince, a new spark of light precipitated into the outer darkness.
All babies are beautiful.
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Sweet babe, in thy face Soft desires I can trace, Secret joys and secret smiles, Little pretty infant wiles.
Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
Absolutely. It's something I'd eventually love. In the meantime, I just borrow all my friends' kids. It's seriously the best birth control in the world. I'm so tired afterward, I'm like, Okay, maybe in another two years.
