Pauly D Quotes

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

I like kids but I also like the option to close the door. Becoming a parent is a whole other life, and it doesn't stop.

When you've got kids, you turn into Mom, and that's it.

Of children as of procreation -- the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable

An innocent little human being was solely dependent on me! I took all the CPR and breastfeeding classes and learned quite a bit.

With young kids (I have four including the newborn) times passes weirdly for me.

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

I think parenting is a huge responsibility. It was in my time when I was growing up and there still continues to be that responsibility.

I have a four-month-old and I also have a toddler, so that takes up all of my time.

We had a kid. The kid was awesome. She didn't fall asleep easily. We complained about it. We got frustrated. But we didn't look for an out. We just accepted that this was part of parenting.

It takes a lot to become a foster parent.

Love can produce the children, but it has nothing to do with the raising of the children. I grew up thinking, 'Oh, that's it. All I have to do is fall in love.' You may think love will change everything, but it really is different with children. Children don't necessarily bring you together; they challenge you.

I would have liked having children to some degree, but frankly I haven't got the time to take the kids to the goddamn ballgame.

Being responsible for another human life terrifies me, because I kill plants.

Parenting is not for everybody. It changes your life. Especially when they're little.

Parenthood is a very, very intense experience.

All of a sudden, you have this newborn you have no training for. It's frightening.

Babies make you do things for them. They get you up and they get you moving.

I have a child and I'm a parent first of all.

Parenting is an impossible job at any age.

I'm not cut out to lug babies around!

You know, I have a kid on my own, and I know how busy it is, the first weeks and the first month.

No, I've never wanted kids. But I do read about parenting a lot.

I have three kids. I should know how to take care of them.

I think I'd be more relaxed as an older mum, although fundamentally life with a baby is pretty much the same whatever age you are. It's nappies, crying, feeding.