In-Laws Quotes

I’ve got my own Medicare plan. I’ve got an intern for a son-in-law.

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Your relationship with your sister-in-law is hingeing on your brother's - or your sister-in-law's - ability to keep that relationship together.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

When I was first pregnant, which was, let's see, in nineteen-eighty-three - I remember wearing a regular bathing suit to my in-laws' pool. It was just like a spandex one-piece, completely modest, and yet people were looking at me like it was obscene.

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

If there's anythin' on earth that can be more tryin' than any kind of relative, I don't know what it is, but relatives by marriage comes first - easy.

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

Of all the peoples whom I have studied, from city dwellers to cliff dwellers, I always find that at least 50 percent would prefer to have at least one jungle between themselves and their mothers-in-law.

My father-in-law wanted me to join politics when the Madhya Pradesh election was going on.

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

When you marry someone, you marry their entire family.

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

You never argued with my mother. You couldn't win.

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife.

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.

I can forgive the Israelis for occupying our town, but I can never forgive them for imposing a curfew and forcing me to live in the same house as my mother-in-law for 43 days. .

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.