Food Confusion Quotes

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

There are so many messages out there about what you should be eating and drinking and what you should be putting in your body at the beginning of the day. It's confusing, and people get very overwhelmed. Really, one of the greatest options is just a bowl of cereal and milk.

Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'.

Of course cake is not bread. Is this why Americans are fat? You confuse cake with bread?

In fact we put so many things in our mouths we constantly have to be reminded what not to eat. Look at that little package of silicon gel that's inside your sneakers. It says DO NOT EAT for a reason. Somewhere sometime some genius bought a pair of sneakers and said Ooooh look. They give you free mints with the shoes

They're completely American. When I served my son falafel in a pita the other day, he said, 'Daddy, this taco is very good.'

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'

I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.

She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was weird since we'd had chicken tonight.