Elevator Etiquette Quotes

Standing facing the door in an elevator and pretending you're the only person there, no matter how crowded it is.

Hold the door for a lady. Wait until a lady is out of the elevator.

When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.

I couldn't fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.

People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help.

A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.

Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift.

You get on an elevator with someone, you say hi to them, you speak to them. You give respect. That's just how I've always been.

I hate polite conversation. I hate it when people stand around and go, "Hi, how are you?" I hate words that don't have any reason or meaning. Also I hate it when people smoke in elevators and closed in places. It's just so rude.

When you take the elevator to the top, please remember to send it back down so someone else might use it.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up!

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

Usually, the energy in elevators is so awkward; I mean, I can't imagine the politics in the ones in the Conde Nast building.