Dan Quayle Quotes

Dan Quayle thinks Roe v. Wade is two ways to cross the Potomac.

I love my father, and I believe in him. And he lost to Dan Quayle. I had a hard time understanding how that could happen.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking, "Do you want fries with that?

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.

Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition when you think about it. I mean his dad picked Dan Quayle, an he isn't as smart as his dad.

For some reason, the Secret Service revealed this, that Sarah Palin's Secret Service code name is 'Denali.' Turns out 'Denali' is an old Eskimo name that means 'Dan Quayle.'

Senator and Mrs. Birch Bayh have slashed the price of their Potomac [MD] home to way below market. They haven't been so beaten down since Dan Quayle did it to 'em in 1980.

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

The idea that I have to be on the same side of the fence as Dan Quayle is cruelly depressing to me, but the truth is, I believe in family values.

Dan Quayle is not a crisis manager. He's a crisis that needs to be managed.

I found myself in the extraordinarily embarrassing position of agreeing with Dan Quayle.

I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon.

That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle, as you must have realized from the first moment you looked into those lovely blue eyes: impeachment insurance.