Michael Dukakis Quotes

That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle, as you must have realized from the first moment you looked into those lovely blue eyes: impeachment insurance.

Great as is the popularity of the President [Madison], it is barely able to resist the torrent of public opinion against the Secretary of War, who, so far as I can judge, is universally considered by the people of this country as incompetent ...

Members of Congress goes before the cameras telling us that the immigration situation is a humanitarian crises, and then they leave town [having a Congressional vacation]. In a crisis I do my job. They should be here in Washington doing their jobs.

I now believe Malcolm Turnbull is worse than Tony Abbott.

Not only didn't President Clinton bite the bullet, he didn't even bite the BB.

If there is not the occasion, you don't get the great statesmen. If Lincoln had lived in peacetime, you would not know his name today.

It’s always difficult for a President to explain his policies through the filter of the media and the crises of the day.

Samuel J. Tilden says we are a nation of thieves and rascals. If that is so he ought to be President.

George McGovern, why, he couldn't carry Texas even if they caught Dick Nixon fucking a Fort Worth sow.

That man [Richard M. Nixon] is not fit to be President.

American government has usually been pretty good in a crisis and pretty lousy at all other times.

Bobby Kennedy is pathetic as a senator.

George W. Bush is the worst President in U. S. history.

Richard Nixon has never been one of my favorite people anyway. For years I've regarded his existence as a monument to all the rancid genes and broken chromosomes that corrupt the possibilities of the American Dream; he was a foul caricature of himself, a man with no soul, no inner convictions, with the integrity of a hyena and the style of a poison toad.

In our government we drive decisions either by leadership of by crises. If the leadership is not there, we rely on crises.

Our biggest national security crisis is Barack Obama.

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.

The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.

I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf.

As America, we aren't the country that we should be with Donald Trump as president.

I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.

Hillary Clinton is unworthy of being the President of the United States; she has done nothing important that is good

These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American. That's how bad it's gotten.

Through Clinton and Monica, Clinton and Hillary, the scandal, the impeachment, Iraq, Bruce and Demi, Ellen and Anne, I have remained consistently and nauseatingly adorable. I have, in fact, been known to cause diabetes.

Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling people he cares, everything is going to be great, forget about everything he did in the '70s. Hey, it worked for George Bush.