I often thought my gravestone would say, 'Here lies Gandalf. He came out,'
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
You can't spell bass without ass
Don't fall in love with your wit. Your cleverly turned phrase may not, as you hope, show off how much gray matter you have, especially if the phrase is at someone else's expense.
What is a epigram? A dwarfish whole. Its body brevity, and wit its soul.
You are not going to waltz in here and distract me with a clever phrase and a beguiling smile." "You think my smile is beguiling?
Nice to see you, to see you nice
Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and—
There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence
True wit is nature to advantage dressed; What oft was thought, but ne'er so well expressed.
If I write something down, it's normally just a sharp one-liner.
Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.
