I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.
She looked like a head-on collision between a fashion plate and a nightmare.
My style is like, if I were to time travel to the '80s or '90s, I would fit in, but they would be like, 'Something's off about her.'
I like army boots, I like peasant skirts - sometimes together! So I do know that I have odd taste.
Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.
You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!
I don't like it when you look too styled and wear one designer from head to toe.
Being trendy is alright, but clubbing all the trends in one look is a complete no.
My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.
I always get yelled at when things don't match, but apparently that's kind of part of fashion, having things not match.
I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.
